coffeeandcheesecake:

thereichenbachfinn:

remember that time in high school musical 2 when Troy got all jealous because Gabriella started hanging out with Ryan and he thought Ryan was moving in on her

and it was like

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really troy

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really 

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really

yeah if Troy had just taken a look at what was actually going on

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he would have seen

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who Ryan was actually interested in

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THEY ARE WEARING EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES

(Source: romangodfrey)

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(Source: biforce)

whorville:

allmonds:

whorville:

I have a HUGE dong…

I DONT GET THIS JOKE WHATS SO FUNNY

There’s no joke I just have a huge cock

nue:

fun game, don’t say any of these words when ur talking online & see how long u last:

  • wow
  • lol
  • haha
  • lmao
  • tru
  • tbh
  • tho
  • like
  • omg
  • omfg
  • fuck
  • shit
  • wtf

(Source: nue83423837)

tepidlachlan:

When kids point out things you’re really self conscious about

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myindiangenocide:

how many chainz could 2 chainz chain if 2 chainz could chain chainz

(Source: stay-at-home-doge)

fatwink:

"so how is school going?"

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(Source: thatsociallyawkwardkid)

flamebroiler:

why are there 5th graders saying “haters are my motivators” like what can you possibly be hated on???? your lunchbox???????

selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

(Source: grotbag)